What does porn star kitten look like?
Kitty Pornography Is Illegal in most countries through-out the world that have pyramid schemes and conspiracies to cover up.
However, I do know what the Kitty Cat Film Industry Talent Scouts tend to look for:
2 perky ears
Spayed/Neutered
1 life out of 9 left
And Last but most definitely not least, Work on your purring!
Nothing gets a post-pubescent male kitten off like a convincing suggestive purr!
Oh...And you'll have to groom regularly. Maybe even de-clawed. All in all...It's a big life out of 9 changing decision...So spend a few weeks considering any other options for paying for your registration papers and yearly check-up/rabies shot.
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