Has anyone ever sold there soul to the devil on satanradio666com and had there wishes granted?

Has anyone ever sold there soul to the devil on satanradio666com and had there wishes granted?
Yes I did this two years ago... let me tell you the entire story.

I sold my soul to the devil and that night he appeared to me in my dreams as Shawn Connery. He asked what I wanted in return for my soul and I said I wanted to have my soul. At this he adopted a puzzled expression trying to make sense of what I meant and soon after exploded into a million miniscule Peter Griffins.

I am the devil.